Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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