i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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