The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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