So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Small penises have feelings too.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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