what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Actions speak louder than pants.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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