piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
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Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?