K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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