i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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