i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
