Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She needs sedatives and a leash
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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