they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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