so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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