Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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