Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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