yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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