those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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