He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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