It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
our cab driver is having phone sex.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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