Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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