East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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