Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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