I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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