Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
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some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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