Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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