I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Life is so much better after having sex.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Found your dick twin last night
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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