She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
