you guys were way drunker than both of me
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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high people should be assigned attendants
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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