And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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