Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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