I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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