im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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