so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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