just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
