so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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