Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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