just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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