so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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