One girl and one boy is just not enough.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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