I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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