margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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