There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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