You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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