i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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