She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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