Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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