Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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