what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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