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The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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