It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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