Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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