Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
