U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just found puke in my bra..
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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