I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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