I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I am naked and annoyed.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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