Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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