One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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