We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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